June 2012
shavingryansprivates:
what are you wearing, jake from state farm?
kittyfeast:
satanwearingcrocs:
sirfinnickodair:
Is your name Effie?
‘Cause the odds of you getting in my bed are in my favor!
can we just
gODSDIG
felguard:
remember when everyone was obsessed with the hunger games that sure died quick
Watchshavingryansprivates:
shavingryansprivates:
how to paint a squirrel
i still laugh at this every time
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
2 tags
You’re mine now, and I don’t care how long it takes. I’m dedicated to making you love me.
May 2012
Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
rural-juror:
here’s my number, so please oh god don’t call i hate talking on the phone send me a text if you need me and don’t get mad if it takes me a few hours to respond maybe
huntwerk:
justin timberlake justin timberocean justin timberpond justin timbersea justin timbercreek justin timberstream
brakhage:
i used to be a person but now i’m a blog
I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.